is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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