Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
