There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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