I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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