You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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