i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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