is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
