she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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