Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
A+ Viking dick
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