Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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