pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
