Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
