just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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