Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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