im six kinds of drunk right now
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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