Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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