what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Dick very happy bro
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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