I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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