We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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