Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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