You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I just saw a hot homeless man
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Randomize
