Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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