ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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