I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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