Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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