To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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