I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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