how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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