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• (253): View more from Washington

  Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab

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  I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He went soft

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  Wait. During?

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  Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  she's p upset bro

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  Where is he. I have a sword.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.

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• (707): View more from California

  There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  that is very illegal...i love you.

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