i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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