If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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