i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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