check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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