i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
