They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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