Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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