k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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