You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Damn victory sex feels great
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
