The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
