we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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