i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
we're making bets on your personal life
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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