yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
