Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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