We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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