Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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