I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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