I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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