EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
this will be a night to untag.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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