ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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