how can u be prego again
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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