But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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