Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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